{"id":1326,"date":"2005-10-29T07:03:55","date_gmt":"2005-10-29T12:03:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ashokkarania.com\/blog\/?p=45"},"modified":"2005-10-29T07:03:55","modified_gmt":"2005-10-29T12:03:55","slug":"mp3-breasts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ashok-karania-wordpress.staging9.com\/index.php\/mp3-breasts\/","title":{"rendered":"MP3 Breasts!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Technology is going places! Now boombastic babes can carry MP3 player in WonderBra.<\/p>\n<p>According to The Sun, a UK tabloid &#8211; ever watchful for life-enhancing technology, especially when it\u2019s got a big jubs angle &#8211; BT Laboratories bod Ian Pearson reckons breast implants may as well do something useful if they\u2019re to be permanently installed, rather than just looking decorative.<\/p>\n<p>Accordingly, he\u2019s proposed sticking an mp3 player in one dug, and a storage chip in the other. Quite how playback is achieved we\u2019re not quite sure*, but it may well involve the listener burying his or her head in the cleavage for a full stereo effect.<\/p>\n<p>Read full story : <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2005\/10\/13\/mp3_breast_implant\/\">http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2005\/10\/13\/mp3_breast_implant\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Technology is going places! Now boombastic babes can carry MP3 player in WonderBra. According to The Sun, a UK tabloid &#8211; ever watchful for life-enhancing technology, especially when it\u2019s got a big jubs angle &#8211; BT Laboratories bod Ian Pearson reckons breast implants may as well do something useful if they\u2019re to be permanently installed, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-technology"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ashok-karania-wordpress.staging9.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ashok-karania-wordpress.staging9.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ashok-karania-wordpress.staging9.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ashok-karania-wordpress.staging9.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ashok-karania-wordpress.staging9.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ashok-karania-wordpress.staging9.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1326\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ashok-karania-wordpress.staging9.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ashok-karania-wordpress.staging9.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ashok-karania-wordpress.staging9.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}